- Not even those bastards from the past. If anything, I should thank them for showing me what love isn’t; so that I can move forward & love the right person the right way.
Although, if they (or anyone) tries to take that person away from me, I will kill them. :)
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currently playing;
Okay, this should be fun…
Damn my ass is hot.
I thought he said his d**k was 6 inches, not 4.
Is it in yet? …oh, it is… eh, kinda tickles.
Ugh, it’s like f***ing a pinky!
I wonder what I should do today…
I think I wanna play Mario Kart.
My foot itch.
Are you moaning?
Dude, you’re suppose to like grunt or something.
Change positions already you bitch.
Don’t pick me up.
I wonder who’s texting me?
What are you doin’ to my ear? That’s not sexy.
Stop.
I want McDonalds.
No wait, Wendy’s!
….Nah, Definately Mcdonalds.
Why is he a top again?
ZzZzZzzzzz…
Great, what is he doin’ now?…
I still want Mcdonalds.
Ahh! Smack my ass, pull my mohawk, call me a bitch! Do SOMETHING!
I’m bored.
Uh oh, I gotta yawn.
Don’t yawn.. Don’t yawn.. Don’t-.. *yawns* Oops.
I hope he didn’t see that.
…and now he’s moaning again.
The fuck!?
He’s done… already!?
This son of a bitch wasted 3 minutes of my life!
Animal Crossing was probably the first time I really understood the concept of not just debt, but being crushed by debt.
For the uninitiated, this is how Animal Crossing works: you, as a human, live in this little town that’s populated by anthropomorphic animals. It’s mostly randomly generated so each person’s town is slightly unique. When you first move in to your town, you’re given a house by the local merchant Tom Nook (the raccoon on the right). It isn’t until you’ve already moved in that he reveals to you that you’re indebted to him for 100,000 bells (the game’s currency) and he forces you to work in his store as an indentured servant. After a few days (literal. days.) worth of doing delivery work, you’re freed from your servitude but not from your debt. Thank goodness Tom Nook didn’t charge interest or your in-game circumstances would be that much more dire.
You do a bunch of random gathering to gain up money to pay back your loan and just when you think you’re finally free from the crushing weight of Tom Nook’s thumb… he adds a second story onto your house! And the cycle of debt begins again.
For most of your play-time with the game you’re not making money to do cool stuff like decorate your house or buy NES emulations; you’re just making money to pay off Tom “Fat Cat” Nook. Frankly it’s shocking how closely this goofy game populated by cartoon ducks and cats reflects the stark realities of modern living.
-Joe
I got this for the DS! That bxtch got on my nerves!